Jessica Simpson

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*14 Years Later* Selenas POV: I put the last snack into Ryans lunch. -Ryan! Come on! Were gonna be late! Ryan: *runs into kitchen* -Morning baby. *kisses his forehead**hands him his lunch* Now Im gonna be working late, so Nicoles gonna come over with Becky and Gabe to hang out with you. Ryan: Mom Im 14. I dont need a baby-sitter -Its not a baby-sitter Ryan. Just- *thinks of an excuse* Ryan: A baby-sitter. -*sighs* I just worry about you Ryan. Ryan: I know. -Lets go. We left and I drove him to his high school. I hated that he was in high school. He was growing up too fast. I kissed his cheek. -Have a good day sweetie. Ryan: You too Mom. *kisses her cheek**grabs his backpack**gets out of car* I watched to make sure he got inside OK and then drove off to work. Im vice president at Vogue Magazine. It was not easy to get there, took me 10 years of ass kissing. But it paid off. I went to my office. Nicole, my best friend and receptionist, came in. Nicole: Morning Sel. -Morning Nic. *smiles* Nicole: So Ill bring Becky and Gabe to the apartment this afternoon to watch Ryan. -Dont tell him its baby-sitting. Nicole: I think he knows Selena. Hes not dumb. Or a baby for that matter. -Hes the only thing I have left. *sighs* Nicole: I know its just that soon hell be a 10th grader. And wouldnt you be embarrassed if your dad had hired a baby-sitter for you? -*grabs coffee from desk* I dont care. Now Chloe said she was gonna have an announcement this morning. So lets go. Nicole: *as they …

Jake from MTV’s Becoming… Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

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Jessica Simpson sings “I Belong To Me” with a bruised vocal cord!!! Aww poor Jessica, but she did an amazing job

this will make you LOL!!! AH HA HA HA HOO AH HOO HOO HOO HA. That is a fake accent i am putting on.